jokes

Jab koi baat bigad jaye,
Jab koi mushkil pad jaye,
Toh
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Toh
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Hoth ghuma, Seeti baja..
Seeti bajake bol..Bhaiyya, ALL IZZ WELL!!! ;-)

jokes

Chuhe ko lagi bili gori gori..

Dono milne lge chori chori,

Chuha bola chlo khele aankh-micholi.

Billi Chuhe ko khake Boli,

Janu sorry,

I hate love story.

Barso Tak…

Hamari ankh rahi ashaqbaar barso tak
Tumhara hamne kiya intezar barso tak
Vo shaks chod gaya mujhe beech raste me
Jo banke mera raha janisar barso tak
Use bhi gum tha bahut sath chod dene ka
Hamara bhi dil raha bekarar barso tak
Palak zapapk use bhool jaun namumkin
Vo jiska dil pe raha ikhtiyar barso tak
Bichadte waqt jo tumne hame diye the
HARE VO ZAKHAM HUE BAAR BAAR BARSO TAK……………!!

Ek Baar Haal To Pooch Liya Hota…

Ae Dost Itna To Yaad Kiya Hota,
Ek Pyaar Bhara Paigaam Bhej Diya Hota,
Kaise Jeete Hein Teri Yaad Mein,
Ek Baar Haal To Pooch Liya Hota.
Ek Baar Haal To Pooch Liya Hota…

Mein eis shahar mein naya hoan…

Mere pyare dostoan,
abhi kuch mahine pehle he maine yeh group join kiya hai, bahut accha lagta hai
aap sab ke sher padh kar……

Aaj mein tumhe apne college ke dinoan ka ek waqaya batata hoan, mein aur mere
dostoan nai mil kar ek mushayare ka programme banaya. Jab hum logoan nai hum
mein se ek dost ke ghar per apna programme shuru kiya toa, oos ke pitaji nai
hume apne ghar se ootha kar bahar phenk diya, tab hum door ek jungle mein soch
rahe they ki ab kya karein, tab suno ek nai mujh se kya kaha…..

” quadar nahi shayaroan ki mere ghar mein,
chalo karein mushayara tere ghar mein”

Yeh soun kar maine bhi eis ka jawaab shayarana andaaz mein kuch eis tarha
diya…….

” Pitayi hoa gayi humari tere baap se,
ab kya kasar reh gayi pitne ki mere baap se” (aaiye, ama yeh bhi koi baat
huyi)

bye!

Jawab Chahye

Mujhe apne chand Sawalon ka jawab chahye
Tumarey Dil mai thori si jaga chahye

Tujh ko Mere siwa kisi aur ka Khayal na rahey
Teri Zindagi mai Mujh ko wo Maqam chahye

Jo waqt b Hum ne Tere Bina guzarey hain
Wapis Mujhe wo apne Shab-o-Roz chahye

Teri Zindagi mai Meri kya Ahsiyat hai RAZA
Sab kuch chor, is baat ka Jawab Chahye Mujhe

Hindi Shayari

Dil Lagi Ki Kisi Ko Aisi Sazaa Naa Mile
Pyaar Ke Bina Jeena Zindagi Aisi

Kisi Ko Aisi Mout Naa Mile

Kamm Se Kamm Sambhalne Keliye
Dostoun Ka Sahara Toh Mile

Zindagi Me Sab Ke Din Hain Chaar
Ussme Kisi Ko Bhi Itne Gham Naa Mile

Mohabbat Hoti Nahi Sabse Zindagi Me
Jis Se Bhi Ho mohabbat Ho Dil Se

Bass Dil Ko Uss Se Bewafai Naa Mile
Hum Toh Jee Lenge Kaise Bhi Unke Bina

Bass Humari Wajhe Se Unki Aankhoun
Ko kabhi Aansoo Naa Mile Ye Dua Hai Meri

Banaa Gaye….

Apne Karam Se Wo Mera Muqqaddar Banaa Gaye,
Ek Qatre Ko Pal Mein Samundar Bana Gaye.
Phoolo Se Bhi Jyada Narm Tha, Kabhi Dil Ye Mera,
Itna Tadpaaya Issey Ke Patthar Bana Gaye.

Mohhabat Ka gum hota bahut Hai…

Mohhabat Ka gum hota bahut Hai,
Ke ab Ye Lafz Bhi Ruswa bahut Hai,

Udasi Ka Sabab Main Kya Bataun?
Gali Kochon Mein sannata bahut Hai,

Na milne Ki qasam Kha Ke Bhi Main Ne,
Tujhe Har Raah Mein dhunda bahut Hai,

Ye Aankhein Aur Kya Dekhein Kisi Ko,
Inn Aankhon Ne tujhe Dekha bahut Hai,

Na Jaane Kyun Bacha Rakhe Hain Aanso,
Shayid mujhe Rona bohut hai,

Tujhe maloom To hoga mere humdum,
Tujhe Aik Shakhs Ne Chaha bahut hai…

A Very Nice Hindi Ghazal of Amjad Islam Amjad

Dilon Mai Sama Nahi Sakti

Labon Pe Rukti, Dilon Mai Sama Nahi Sakti
Wo Ek Baat Jo Lafzon Mai Aa Nahi Sakti

Jo Dil Mai Ho Nazar-e-Gham To Ashq Paani Hai
Ke Aag Khaak Ko Kundan Bana Nahi Sakti

Yaqeen, Gumaan Se Bahar To Ho Nahi Sakta
Nazar Khayaal Se Aagey To Jaa Nahi Sakti

Dilon Ki Ramz Faqat Ehl-e-Dil Jaantey Hein
Teri Samajh Mai Meri Baat Aaa Nahi Sakti

Yeh Souz-e-Ishq To Goongey Ka Khuaab Hai Jesey
Meri Zubaan Meri Haalat Bataa Nahi Sakti

Simat Rahi Hai Mere Baazuoun Ke Halqay Mai
Haya Ke Boojh Se Palkein Utha Nahi Sakti

Jo Keh Raha Hai Sulagta Hua Badan Us Ka
Bata Bhi Paati Nahi, Aur Chupa Nahi Sakti

Ek Aise Hijar Ki Aatish Hai Mere Dil Mai Jesey
Kisi Visal Ki Baarish Bujhaa Nahi Sakti

To Jo Bhi Hona Hai, Amjad Yahin Pe Hona Hai
Zameen Madaar Se Bahar To Jaa Nahi Sakti

Aadamii Aadamii ko kyaa degaa Ghazal

Aadamii aadamii ko kyaa degaa
jo bhii degaa vohii Khudaa degaa

Mera qhatil hii meraa mu.nsif hai
kyaa mere haq mein faisalaa degaa

Zindagii ko Qariib se dekho
isakaa cheharaa tumhein rulaa degaa

hamase puuchho dostii kaa silaa
dushmanon kaa bhii dil hilaa degaa

ishq kaa zahar pii liyaa “Faakir”
ab masiihaa bhii kyaa davaa degaa

A beautiful gazal

” yaad nahi kya kya dekha tha sare amnjar bhool gaye….
unaki galiyonse jub laute apana bhi ghar bhool gaye

khub gaye pardes ke apani dewareon dar bholl gaye
shish mahal mein aaisa duba mitti ke ghar bhool gaye

tuzako bhi jub apani kasme apne wade yaad nahi
hum hi apane khawab tere aakhon me rakh kar bhool gaye

muzako jinhone katal kiya hai koi unhe batlaye “Najir”
meri lash ke pahaloo me woh apane khanjar bhool gaye

Hindi Ghazals

Kisi Se Baat Karna Bolna Achcha Nahi Lagta
Tujhe Dekha Hai Jab Se Dusra Achcha Nahi Lagta

Teri Ankhon Me Jab Se Mai Ne Apna Aks Dekha Hai
Mere Chahre Ko Koi Aaina Achcha Nahi Lagta

Yahan Ahle Muhabbat Omr Bhar Barbad Rahte Hain
Ye Dariya Hai Ise Kachcha Ghada Achcha Nahi Lagta

Tere Bare Me Din Bhar Sunchti Raheti Hoon Laikin
Tere Baare Me Sab Se Puchna Achcha Nahi Lagta

Mai Ab Chahat Ki Us Manzil Me Aa Ponchi Hon Rehana
Teri Janib Kisi Ka Dekhna Achcha Nahi Lagta

Ghazal:Mujhy jeenay ki umeed dobara day do

Mujhy jeenay ki umeed dobara day do,
Meri doobti kashti ko kinara dy do,

Main dard k sahil pay tanha khara hun,
Phir aa k apni baahon ka sahara day do,

Tera daaman to bhara hay sitaron say,
Mujhy sadqay may ik sitara day do,

Mery aangan my aj andhera ha bohat,
Meri dehleez ko phir apna nazara dy do,

Chund lamhy tujhy dekhnay ki hasrat hay bas,
My nay kab kaha waqt apna mujhy sara day do

Ghazal:Apna Use Banana Gar…

Apna Use Banana Gar Mere Bas Me Hota

Lout Ata Lout Aana Gar Mere Bas Me Hota

Ankhon Me Unki Jata Surat Badal Badal Kar

Khawabon Me Aana Jana Gar Mere Bas Me Hota

Chahere Ko Muskrahat Se Mai Sajaye Rakhta Hoon

Aye Yaar Muskrana Gar Mere Bas Me Hota

Duniya Se Qatam Karke Rakh Deta Ranj O Gham Ko

Bazm-e-Tarab Sajana Gar Mere Bas Me Hota

Qadmon Me Unke Lakar Taare Bekhair Deta

Taaron Ko Tod Lana Gar Mere Bas Me Hota

Lata Na Naam Bhi Mai Us Bewafa Ka Lab Per

Shahezad Ko Bhulana Gar Mere Bas Me Hota…

Socha Nahi Acha Bura…

Socha nahi acha Bura, Dekha Suna kuch b nahi
Manga Khuda se her Waqt, Tere siwa Kuch b nahi

Dekha Tujhe Chaha tujhe, Socha Tujhe Pooja Tujhe
Meri Wafa Meri Khata, Teri Khata kuch b nahi

Jis per Hamari Aankh ne, Moti bichaye Raat bhar
Bheja wohi Kagaz usey, Hum ne likha Kuch b nahi

Aur Ek Shaam ki Dehleez per, Bethey rahe wo Dair tak
Aankhon se ki Batain boht, Munh se kaha kuch b nahi

Do-Chaar din ki Baat hai, Dil Khaak mai mil jaye ga
Aag per jab Kagaz rakha, Baqi bacha Kuch b nahi

Meri Zindagi To Firaaq Hai…

Meri Zindagi to Firaaq hai, Wo Azal se Dil k Makeen Sahi
Wo Nigah-e-Shoq se Door hon, Rag-e-Jaan se laakh Qareen Sahi

Hamein Jaan deni hai ek din, wo kisi tarah wo Kahein Sahi
Hamein Aap khinchey Daar per. Jo nahi koi to Hum hi Sahi

Sar-e-Toor ho, Sar-e-Hashar ho, Hamein Intizaar Qabool hai
Wo Kabi mile, wo kahin mile, wo kabi Sahi, wo kahin Sahi

Na ho Un per jo Mera Bus nahi, k yeh Aashqi hai Hawas nahi
Mai Unhi ka tha, Mai Unhi ka hoon, wo Mere nahi to nahi Sahi

Jo ho Faisla wo sunaye, use Hashar per na Uthaye
Jo kareinge Aap Sitam wahan, wo abi sahi, wo yahin Sahi

Usey dekhne ki jo Loo lagi, to ‘NASEER’ dekh hi leinge Hum
Wo Hazar Aankh se Door ho, wo Hazar Parda-Nasheen Sahi

A Nice Hindi Ghazal

Mohabbaton mein agar koi rasm o raah nah ho
Sakoon tabaah nah ho, zindagi gunaah nah ho

Kutch aetedaal bhi laazim hai dill lagi key liey
Kissi sey pyaar agar ho to bepanaah nah ho

Iss ehtyaat sey mai terey saath chalta hon
Teri nigaah sey aagey meri nigaah nah ho

Mera wajood hai sachaaion ka aaina
Yeh aour baat keh mera koi gawaah nah ho

Azhar Shehzad Sheikh

Tu ne shayad Mere Mehboob ko dekha hi nahi…

Tu ne shayad Mere Mehboob ko dekha hi nahi

Kyun usey Tuu ne bas ek Phool kaha hai Mere Dost
Tu ne shayad Mere Mehboob ko dekha hi nahi

Tu jise itni Haseen cheez samajhta hai wo Phool
Sookh jaaye to Nigaahon ko bura lagta hai
Phool ka apna koi rang koi Roop nahi
Uske Jore mai saja ho to Bhala lagta hai
Mera Mehboob to har Waqt Naya hai Mere Dost

Tu ne shayad Mere Mehboob ko dekha hi nahi

Mere Mehboob ke Jalwon ka nahi koi Jawaab
Dhoop sa rang hai aur khud hai wo Chha’aoon jesa
Uski Payal mai Barsaat ka Mausam Chhanke
Sar pe Resham ka Dupatta hai Ghata’aon jesa
Wo jahan bhar ke Haseeno se juda hai Mere Dost

Tu ne shayad Mere Mehboob ko dekha hi nahi

Mere Mehboob ki Aankhen hain Do Gehri Jheelien
Jin mai khilte hain Mere waaste Chahat ke Kanwal
Unko dekhoon to Mujhe Shayari karni aa jaaye
Aur mai uske lye Gaaon Mohabbat ki Ghazal
Wo Mere Dil ke Dharakne ki sada hai Mere Dost

Tu ne shayad Mere Mehboob ko dekha hi nahi

Mehdi Hassan Ghazals

Garmiye hasrat e nakaam se jal jaate hain…



Garmiye hasrat-e-nakaam se jal jaate hain
Hum chiraagon ki tarah shaam se jal jaate hain

Shama jalti hai jis aag mein numayish ke liye
Hum usi aag mein gumnaam se jal jaate hain

Jab bhi aata hai tera naam mere naam ke saath
jaane kyon log mere naam se jal jaate hain…

Hindi SMS Ghazals

Wohi Gardashain Wohi Paich-O-Kham Tere Baad Bhi,
Wohi Houslay Mere Dum Ba Dum Tere Baad Bhi,

Tere Sath Thi Teri Jafa Mujhay Mo’atabar,
Tere Saaray Gham Mujhay Mohtaram Tere Baad Bhi,

Mere Sath He Meri Har Khushi Teri Muntazir,
Teri Muntazir Meri Chasham-E-Namm Tere Baad Bhi,

Tu Kisi K Qalab-O-Arzoo Mein Dhal Gaya,
Main Na Ho Saka Kabhi Khud Mein Zamm Tere Baad Bhi,

Mere Baad Kitnay He Roop Tu Ne Badal Liye,
Main Wohin Hoon Ab Teri Qasam Tere Baad Bhi …

sms on engineer

I am an ENGINEER !!!

I Can Write 70 Words Per Minute
But Can't Read My Own Hand Writing…!!

I Spend More Time With My Teachers Than
With My Family… !!

I know The Euler’s Theorem But
Not My Shirt Size… !!

I Have No Life and Can Prove It
Mathematically… ­ - !!

I Can Translate English Into Binary…But a
40 Out of 100 Is
Heaven For Me…!!

My Xerox Bills Are Higher Than My Mobile
Bill…!!

Yes….I am An Engineer….!!

A Normal Human Being CANNOT Do it. :p

Missing You Shayari

Saans lene se bhi teri yaad aati hai,
Har saans mein teri khushboo bas jati hai,
Kese kahoon ki saans se main zinda hoon,
Jab ki saans se pehle teri yaad aati hai….

Sad Shayari on Loneliness

Woh aate to hai par samay se nahi,
Woh chalte to par man se nahi,
Kaun kehta hai kee woh payar nahi karte,
Karte to hai par hum sey nahi…

Shayari on Rain In Hindi

Aaj halji halki baarish hai,
Aaj sard hawa ka raqs bhi hai,
Aaj phoos bhi nikhre nikhre hain,
Aaj un main tumhara aks bhi hai…

Miss U Shayari SMS in Hindi

Har phool ki ajab kahani hai,
Chup rehna bhi pyar ki nishani hai,
Kahi koi zakhm nahi phir bhi kyu yeh ehsas hai,
Lagta hai dil ka ek tukda aaj bhi us ke paas hai…

Tanhai Shayari in Hindi

Meri Tanhai ka mujhe gila nahi,
kya hua jab koi mujhe mila nahi.
phir bhi dua karenge aapke vaaste,
aap ko wo sab mile, jo mujhe mila nahi…

Sad Shayari

Yeh raat itni tanha kyun hoti hai,
kismat se apni sabko sikayat kyun hoti hai,
Ajeeb khel khelti hai yeh kismat
Jise hum pah nahi sakte
usi se mohabbat kyun hoti hai…

Sad Shayari for Facebook

Wo humara imtihan kya lagi.
Milege nazro se nazar to,
Apni nazre jhuka legee,
Use meri kabra par deeya jalane ko mat kahna,
Wo nadan hai dosto apna hath jala legi…

Dard Shayari in Hindi

Unhe chahana hamari kamzori hai,
Unse keh nahi pana hamari majburi hai,
Wo kyun nahi samajhte hamari khamoshi ko,
Kya pyaar ka izhaar karna zaruri hai…

Sad Love Shayari

Jub Kuch Sapne Adhure Reh Jate Hain,
Tab Dil Ke Dard Ansu Ban Ke Beh Jate Hain,
Jo Kehte Ki Hum Sirf Aap Ke Hain,
Pata nahi Kaise Alvida Keh Jate Hain..

Unki Ankhien…

Doob Jata Hun Unki Aankhon Mein
Gahri Jheel Hain Unki Aankhein

Bah Jata Hun Unki Aankhon Mein
Bahti Nadiya Hain Unki Aankhein

Kho Jata Hun Unki Aankhon Mein
Atha Sagar Hain Unki Aankhein

Jal Jata Hun Unki Aankhon Mein
Jwala Mukhi Hain Unki Aankhein

Bheeg Jata Hun Unki Aankhon Mein
Kali Ghata Hain Unki Aankhein

Kya Se Kya Ho Jata Hun Unki Aankhon Mein
Kaisi Aur Kya Balaa Hain Unki Aankhein..

Kuch Pyar Bhare SMS Shayari

Haal kuch aisa hai apna,
lagta hai jaisa koi sapna,
thi main tanha is safar me,
ab koi ban gaya hai apna,

Saath tera paake o jaana,
khwaab poore ho gaye hain,
har ghadi bas tera chehra,
bas wahi laage hai apna…

Ye Rishte Pyaar Mohhabat Ke…

Ye rishte pyaar mohhabat ke aajmaye nahi jaate
Agar toot bhi jaayain dil se bhulaye nahi jaate
koi khaas hi hota hai palko main jo rehta hai
har kisi ko dil main basaya nahi jaata
saare sapno ki kiranay to ho jaati hai khud roshan
khawab pyaar ke soch samjh kar sajaye nahi jaate
Mit jaata hai sabkuch magar is pyaar ke riste main
kuch naqash kabhi dil se mitaye nahi jaate
unki judaai hamain bahut tadpati hai
hamari aankhain unke bina har pal ro deti hai
intejaar ke diye ab humse jalaye nahi jaate…

Hindi Miss You SMS Shayari

Ek Umer ke Baad Us ko Dekha
Aankhon Main Sawaal Thay Hazaron

Honton pe Magar Wohi Tabbassum
Chehrey pe Likhi hui Udasi

Awaaz Main Goonjti Judai
Main Kaise Shajar Se Katee Raah Tha

Woh Ponch Raha Tha Aansoo Merey
Lakin Badi Dair Ho Chuki Thi…

Romantic Shayari SMS

Teri aankhon se kaash koi ishara to hota
Kuchh hi sahi ik jeene ka sahara to hota
Tod dete duniya ki hadon ko ham
Ik baar toone mohabbat se pukara to hota…

Romantic Shayari in Hindi

Phool khilte hai bahaaron ka samaa hota hai,
Aise mausam mein hi toh pyaar javaan hota hai,
Dil ki baaton ko hothon se nahi kehte,
Yeh fasaana toh nigaahon se bayaan hota hai.

Haste rahen aap…

Haste rahen aap hazaron ke beech mein,
Jaise haste hein phool baharon ke beech mein,
Roshan ho aap duniya mein iss tarah,
Jaise hota hai chand sitaron ke beech mein…

Yaade…

Chand par kali ghata chati to hogi,
Sitaro ko muskurahat aati to hogi,
Tum lakh chipawo duniya se magar,
Akele mein tumhe hamari yaad aati toh hogi…

Chocolate Day Shayari

Dil Humara Chocolate Ki Tarah Najuk
Tum Usme Dry Fruits Ka Tadka
Life Hogi Fruit And Nut Jaisi
Agar Mill Jaye Girlfriend Tere Jaisi…

Happy Teddy Bear Day Shayari

Kuch Ehsason Ke Saye Dil Ko Chu Jate Hain,
Kuch Manzar Dil Mein Utar Jate Hain,
Bejan Gulshan Mein Bhi Phool Khil Jate Hain,
Jab Zindagi Mein Aap Jaise Dost Mil Jate Hain.

Romantic Shayari for Girlfriend

Judai Key Lamhe Beqarar Karte Hain
Mere Halaat Hi Mujhe Lachaar Karte Hain
Kabhi Toh Pad Leti Aankhein Meri..
Kaise Khud Kahein Hum Key Tumhi Se Pyar Karte Hain…

Romantic Shayari in Hindi

Jadu Hai Teri Har Ek Baat Me
Yaad Bahut Aate Ho Din Aur Raat Me
Kal Jab Dekha Tha Mene Sapna Raat Me
Tab Bhi Apka Hi Hath Tha Mere Hath Me..

jokes

Things we do at railway station when train is late

GIRLS:
1. sit and wait .

2. sit and wait . .

3. Sit and wait

...

BOYS:
1. Walk through out the station to find girls..

2. Go to toilet and call the number written there.

3. Looks in the reservation chart to find female passenger in his bogey, even in other bogey.

4. Enters in bogies of other train and look for girl.

5. Annoy the t.c. By asking about fine for without ticket journey, and when t.c. Asks for ticket then show him after long discussion...

Aapki Ada Se Hum Madhosh Ho Gaye…

Aapki Ada Se Hum Madhosh Ho Gaye
Aap Ne Palat Kar Dekha Tho Hum Behosh Ho Gaye
Yehi Ek Baat Kehni Thi Aapse
Na Jaane Kyun Aapko Dekthe Hi Hum Khamosh Ho Gaye…

Romantic Shayari on Barish

Jab Jab Aata Hai Ye Barsaat Ka Mausam,
Teri Yaad Hoti Hai Sath Humdum,
Is Mausam Mein Nahi Karienge Yaad Tujhe Ye Socha Hai Humne…
Par Phir Socha Ki Baarish Ko Kaise Rok Paayeinge Hum…

Hindi Flirt Shayari

Soch raha tha k jawab kya bheju,
aap jaise dost ko toofa kya bheju,
guldasta bhejna to bewakufi hogi,
kyu k jo khud gulab hai use gulab kya bheju…?

Hindi Birthday Shayari

Ae Khuda Mere Yaar Ka Daman Khusiyon Se Saza De,
Uske Janamdin Par Usi Ki Koi Raza De,
Dar Par Tere Aunga Har Saal,
Ki Usko Gile Ki Na Koi Wajah De….

Birthday Shayari for friend

Khuda kaise karoon shukriya iss din ke liye
Jis duniye tumhe dharti pe bheja hamare liye
Naa jaane kyon main intezaar kar raha tha
Shayad janmdin hai tumhara iss liye
Meri har ek dua hai teri lambi umr ke liye
Dil khud jaanta hai tu na ho dhadkega kis k liye…

Birthday Shayari for love

Aa teri Umar mein likh du chand sitaaro se
Tera janam din mein manau phoalo se bahaaro se
har ek khubsurti duniya se mein le aau
Sajaau yeh mehfil mein har haseen nazaaro se…
`
Tohfa-e-dil de du ya de du chand taare
Janam din pe tujhe kya du yeh puche mujh se saare
Zindagi tere naam kar du bhi toh kam hai
Daaman mein bhar du har pal khushi ka mein tumhare…
`
Phoolon ki sugandh se sugandhit ho jeevan tumhara
Taron ki chamak se sammilit ho jeevan tumhara
Umr aapki ho suraj jaisi
Yaad rakhe jise hamesha duniya
Janmdin mein aap mehfil sajayein aap aisi
Subh din ye aaye aapke jevan mein hazaar baar
Aur hum aapko “janmdin Mubarak” kehte rahein har baar..

Birthday Shayari for brother

Har din se pyara lagta hai hame ye khaas din,
Hum jise bitana nahi chahte aap bin,
Vaise to dil deta hai sada hi dua apko,
Phir bhi kehte hai mubarak ho Janmdin apko.
`
Khushiyon ka ek sansar leke aayenge,
Patjhad mein bhi bahaar leke aayenge,
Jab bhi pukar lenge aap dil se,
Jindgi se saanse udhar leke aayenge..
`
Motiyan, bela, phool, kaliyan,
Dekho yaron sab to hain na,
Aaj tumhari salgirah hai,
Dekho hum ko yaad to hai na!”
Happy Birth Day Brother!

Birthday Shayari for Sister

Ho puri dil ki har khwahish aapki,
Aur mile khushiyon ka jahan aapko,
Jab agar aap mange aasma ka ek tara,
To bhagwan dede sara aasma aapko.
*Happy Birth Day*

Dua karte hain hum sar jhuka ke,
Aap apni manzil ko paye.
Agar aapki rahon me kabhi andhera aaye,
To roshni ke liye khuda humko jalaye…

Phool khilte rahein zindgi ki raah mein,
Hansi chamakti rahe aapki nigaah mein.
Kadam kadam par mile khushi ki bahar aapko,
Dil deta hai yehi dua baar-baar aapko.
*Janm Din Ki Hardik Shubh Kaamnaayein*

Yahi dua karta hu khuda se,
Aapki zindigi mein koi Gam na ho,
Janamdin per mile hazaro khusiyan,
Chahe unme shaamil hum na ho. …

Birthday Shayari for Husband

Har din se pyaara lagta hai hamein yeh khaas din,
Jisse bitaana nahin chaahte hum aap bin.
Vaise toh dil deta hai sadaa hi dua aapko,
Phir bhi kehte hain mubarak ho aapko yeh janamdin…
`
Tumhari is ada pe kya jawab du,
Apne yaar ko kya tohfa du.
Koi acha sa phool hota to mangvata mali se,
Jo khud gulab hai usko kya gulab du.
Janmdin Mubaraq Ho.
`
Yeh din yeh mahina yeh tareekh jab jab aayi,
Hum ne kitne pyar se janam din ki mehfil sajaayi,
Har shamaa par naam likh diya dosti ka,
Iss ki roshni mein chand jaisi teri surat hai samaayi.
Janmdin Mubaraq!
`
Bahut door hai tumse, par dil tumahre pass hai.
Jism pada hai yaha, par rooh tumahre pass hai.
Janamdin hai tumhara, par jashan humare pass hai.
Juda hai ek-dusre se hum, par fir bhi tum humare pass ho aur hum tumhare pass hai.

Birthday Shayari for Wife

Khushi se beete har din
Har raat suhani raat ho.
Jis taraf apke kadam pade
Vahan phulo ki barsat ho.
Happy Birthday.
`
Sugandhit ho jeevan tumhara
Taron ki chamak se sammilit ho jeevan tumhara
Subh din ye aaye aapke jevan mein hazaar baar
Aur hum aapko “Janmdin Mubarak” kehte rahen har baar.
`
Hum aapke janamdin par dete hain yeh dua
Hum aur tum milkar honge kabhi na juda
Jivan bhar sath denge apna hai yeh vaada
Tujh par apni jaan bhi denge, apna hai yeh irada …
`
Aa teri Umar main likh du chand sitaaro se,
Tera janam din main manau phoolon se bahaaron se,
Har ek khubsurti duniya se main le aaoon,
Sajaau yeh mehfil main har haseen nazaaron se

Birthday Shayari in Hindi

Khuda kaise karoon shukriya iss din ke liye
Jis duniye tumhe dharti pe bheja hamare liye
Naa jaane kyon main intezaar kar raha tha
Shayad janmdin hai tumhara iss liye
Meri har ek dua hai teri lambi umr ke liye
Dil khud jaanta hai tu na ho dhadkega kis ke liye…
`
Agar yaad tumko na rahe apna janmadin
Check karte rahna yunhi apne mobile ka inbox hardin
Main kabhi na bhulunga apne yaar ka janmdin
Chahe woh ho mera akhri din
Aapko jaroor mera yeh msg. milega
Jispe likha hoga “mubarak ho aapko aapka jamdin”
`
Zaroor tumko kisine dil se pukara hoga,
Ek baar to chand ne bhi tumko nihara hoga,
Mayus hue honge sitare bhi us din,
Khuda ne jab Zamin par tumko utara hoga.
Janmadin Mubarak!
`
Ye din ye mahina ye taarikh jab jab aayi
Hum ne kitne pyaar se janam din ki mehfile sajayi
Har shamaa par naam kikh diya dosti ka
Is ki roshni mein chaand jaisi teri surat hai samayi

Shayari for Waiting Someone

Intajaar uska jiske aane ki koi aas ho,
Khushboo bhi us phool ki jo mere paas ho,
Manjil na mil saki hame to koi baat nahi,
Gam bhi usi shakhs ka hota hai jise pyaar ka ehsaas ho.

Shayari on Sukh Dukh

Ae dost zindagi bhar mujhse dosti nibhaana,
dil ki koi bhi baat humse kabhi na chupaana,
sath chalna mere tum dukh sukh mein
bhatak jau mein jo kabhi sahi raasta dikhlaana…

Shayari on Pehli Barish

Pehli baarish ka nasha hi kuchh alag hota hain,
Palko ko chhute hi sidha dil pe asar hota hain,
Mehka mehka saawan aaj iss dil ko behka raha hain,
Gumsum si nazro ko aaj ye pyar karna sikha raha hain …

Missing You Shayari in Hindi

Yaadon Mein Har Pal Rahti Ho Tum,
Kabhi Na Dil Mein Khayaal Ho Tera Kam,
Tamanna Hai Yeh Dilki Mere,
Ki Tujhe Kabhi Chaahun Na Kam,
Bayaan Karun Jau Hai Dil Mein Mere,
Kahe Na Chaahen Hum,
Kahe Na Chaaho Tum,
Par Bayaan Karen Tau Hum Kaise Karen,
Dilse Hothon Tak Aaye Par,
Kahe Na Paayen Hum,Kahe Na Pao Tum…

Yaad Shayari SMS in Hindi

Akasr jab hum unko yaad karte hai….
Apne rab se yahi faryaad karte hai…
Umar hamari bhi lag jaye unko..
Kyoki hum unko khud se zyada pyar kaarte hai…

Shayari for Maa in Hindi

Ek Hasti hai jo Jaan hai Meri,
Jo Aan se barh kar Maan hai Meri,
Khuda Hukum dai to kar don sajda usay,
Kyon k woh koi aur nahi Maa hai meri…

Shayari For Maa

Kabhi Maa Ko Na Dekhu To Chain Nahi Aata Hai,
Dil Na Jane Kyu Maa Ka Naam Sochte Hi Behel Jata Hai,
Kabhi Muskra De To Lagta Hai Zindgi Mil Gayi Mujhko Nayi,
Kabhi Dukhi Ho To Dil Mera Bhi Dukhi Ho Jata Hai…

Cute Friendship Shayaris

Ai dost jinn se hum ko tawaqo gulon kee thee,
Woh raaston mein khaar bakhere chale gaye,

Bass chandd hee dino ke thay dere chale gaye,
Khana –badosh log savere chale gaye,

Haath mein apne jaal sunehri liye hue,
Gehre samundron ke machhere chale gaye,

Kuchh maikade kee sammat gaye jhoomte hue,
Kuchh manchale faqeer ke dere chale gaye,

Pehle se abb kahan woh mohabbat ke roz-o-shab,
Shaamein chali gayi who savere chale gaye,

Ai dost jinn se hum ko tawaqo gulon kee thee,
Woh raaston mein khaar bakhere chale gaye,

Jo loot-te thay din ka saqoon raat ka qraar,
Kis desh ko woh haseen lutere chale gaye

Dukh hai dard hai toh dawaa hai dosti,
iss ghutan bhari zindagi ki haseen fiza hai dosti.
jo na samjhe uske liye kuch nahi,
jo samjhe uske liye khuda hai dosti

Friendship doesn’t need
any promises any terms or conditions.
it just need two wonderful people ..

Dosti Teri Ham Ko Piari Hai..

Doosti teri ham ko piari he
Sari dunia se ye nirali he

Tu agar mangle ye jan mujh se
Hanske de den ge ye tumhari he

Tu mera dost kitna pyara he
Tere bin ab nhi gujara he

Pas ho dur chahe hota he
Tera har pal mujhe shara he

Zindagi jabbhi gam me dubi he
Isko tune dia shara he

Teri baton se aesa lag ta he
Tera khushio se kuch kinara he

Gam me duba he tera har pal qnu
Jab tujhe mila mera shara he

Tujh se ham ne kia ye wada he
Aakhri sans tak nibhayenge

Bas khuda se duwa ye mangi he
Teri khusho ko sirf manga he

Tujh ko mil jai teri shusha sab
Rab se har pal yhi manga he…

Aap ko kisi bhi tar han ki shayri chahiye btana
me usi tar han ki likh ne ki koshish karun gi
apna khyal rkhna
Allah Hafiz

Kuchh Bahut Puraane sher..

1)
Hazaaron Line-en Aisi,
Ke Har Line pe bug nikle,
Bahut Nikle mere code mein bug,
Magar phir bhi kam nikle.

(RemixOf(
Hazaaron Khwaahishen Aisi,
Ke Har Khwaahish pe dum nikle,
Bahut nikle mere Armaan,
Magar phir bhi kam nikle.
))
[Note : Remix created by a friend called Joseph
Pradyot Kujur .]

2)
Hamen Jehar peene kee,
Chaahat na hoti,
Agar Tum na hote.

(RemixOf(
Hamen Aur Jeene Kee,
Chaahat na hoti,
Agar Tum na hote.
))

3)
Laayak nahin, Nalaayak hoon main,
Fraudy bada, dukhdaayak hoon main,
Is Job ki, mujhko kya samajh,
Is Job ke, kahaan laayak hoon main.

JEE HAN, MAIN HOON NALAAYAK !!!

(RemixOf(
Naayak nahin, Khalnaayak hoon main,
Julmi badaa, dukhdaayak hoon main,
Is Pyaar kee, mujhko kya kadar,
Is Pyaar Ke, kahaan laayak hoon main.

JEE HAN, MAIN HOON KHALNAAYAK
))

4)
Jab koi bug, nikal jaaye,
Yaa code, crash kar jaaye,
Kar dena, maaf mujhe,
O Customer !!

(RemixOf(
Jab koi baat, bigad jaaye,
Yaa koi, mushkil pad jaaye,
Tum dena, saath meraa,
O Humnavaaaab !!
))

5)
Program meraa, chalaate ho,
To kuchh, ghabra se jaate ho,
Isi ko crash, kehte hain,
Isi ko crash, kehte hain.

(RemixOf(
Nazar mujhse, milaati ho,
To Kuchh, sharmaa se jaati ho,
Isi ko, pyaar kehte hain,
Isi ko, pyaar kehte hain.
))

6)
Hamaari hi, coding ne,
Customer ko maraaa,
Jab bhi karenge,
Royega bechaaraa.

(RemixOf(
Hamaari hi, mutthi mein,
Aakash saaraaa,
Jab bhi khulegi,
Chamkegaa taaraa.
))

7)
Mera program bikne pe,
Main bahut khush hua,
Crash hota hai,
To phir kyaa hya ?
phir kyaa hua ?

(RemixOf(
Tumko khush dekh kar,
Main bahut khush hua,
Ye aankh bhar aayee,
To phir kya hua ?
phir kya hua ?
))

8)
Humkaa s/w engg. na samjho,
Hum bade kaam ke cheez,
Coding kaise kee jaati hai,
Humkaa hai tameez.

(RemixOf(
Humkaa aisa vaisa, na samjho,
Hum bade kaam ki cheez,
Kaun bura hai, kaun bhalaa hai,
Humkaa hai tameez.
))

9)
Crash hote hain, Code-E-Mahaan hee,
Site-E-Customer pe,
Woh kyaa khaak crash honge,
Jo Customer khud likhe.

(RemixOf(
Girte hain, Sher-E-Savaar hee,
Maidaan-E-Jung mein,
Woh kyaa khaak girenge,
Ho Ghutnon ke bal chalen.
))

Related Shar :
“Humko maaloom hai,
Zannat ki hakeekat lekin,
Dil ke khush rehne ko,
Gaalib, ye khyaal achhaa hai.”

10)
Shaayad unka, aakhiri ho Ye Sher,
Subpe “Wah Wah”, Ye samakh kar keh gaye.

(RemixOf(
Shaayad unka, aakhiri ho ye sitam,
Har sitam, hum ye samajh kar seh gaye.
))

[Message to Reader : These shers are not meant to
torture you. If
these shers make life less good , kindly notify me.]

Hindi Friendship SMS Shayari….

Rishton ki dori kamzor hoti hai,
Aankhon ki baatein dil ki chor hoti hai,
Khuda ne jab bhi pucha dosti ka matlab,
Hamari ungli aapki aur hoti hai.

I made a list of my dearest person,
And I wrote them down in pencil,
I included ur name but wrote it in permanent ink,
Bcoz i decided to keep U in my list forever.

God gives us two gifts…
One is chance and the other is choice,
Chance 2 have friends
And choice to select the best ones like U.

Don’t walk infront of me, I may not follow.
Don’t walk behind me, I may not lead.
Just walk beside me and be my friend.

Palbhar mein toot jaye wo kasam nahi,
Dost ko bhul jaye wo hum nahi,
Tum hume bhool jao is baat mein dum nahi,
Kyon ki tum hame bhul jao itne bure hum nahi

Kuch meethe pal yaad aate hain,
Palko par aasoo chod jate hain,
Kal koi aur mil jaaye toh hamain na bhool jana,
Dosti ke rishtey jindagi bhar kaam aate hain.

In andhero ke liye kuch aftab mage hai,
Dua mein hamne dost kuch khas mage hai,
Jab bhi maga kuch rab se,
To aap ke liye khusiyo ka pal mage hai.

Chirago se agar andhere door hote,
To chandni ki chaahat kyun hoti,
Kat sakti agar ye jindgi akele,
To dost naam ki cheez hi kyun hoti?

Hamari dosti raymond jaisi nahi since 1965,
Pepsi jaisi bhi nahi ye dil mange more,
Ye dosti hogi LIC jaisi,
Zindagi ki saath bhi,
Zindagi ke baad bhi.

Qayamat tak tujhe yaad karenge,
Teri har baat par aitbaar karenge,
Tujhe sms karne ko to nahi kahenge yeh dost,
Par phir bhi tere sms ka intezar karenge.

Is dil ka hai ek condition,
Jis main nahi kisi ko permission,
Sirf aap jese dost ko hai admission,
Wo bhi bina donation,
So just maintain good relation.

Har khushi dil ke karib nahi hoti,
jindagi gamo se dur nahi hoti,
aye dost dosti ko sanjokar rakhna,
dosti har kisi ko nasib nahi hoti

Kayi raaz aise hote hain jo dikhaye nahin jaate,
Kayi kisse aise hote hain jo sunaye nahin jaate,
Kayi dil aise hote hain jo tode nahin jaate,
Aur kuch aap jaise dost aise hote hain jo chhode nahin jaate.

Friendship Hindi SMS Collection

Suchh Kehte Hain Log Ke
Succhha Dost Zindagi Ke Shaan Hain

Main Abtak Dhund Nahi Paaya
Ke Mera Succhha Dost Kaun Hain

Meri Nazar Se Dekhoo
Toh Mera Her Ek Dost Meri Jaan Hain

Par Unki Sabse Pyarii Cheez
Apni Apni Jaan Hain

Isi Khayaal Mein Yaaro
Mera Dil Pareshaan Hain

Main Abtak Dhundh Nahi Payaa
Ke Mera Succhha Dost Kaun Hain….

Friendship Shayari in English

Mohabbat Dosti Ka Naam Hai Agar
Tu Chalu Aak Dosray Kay

Dost Ban Jaay Aaak Dosray Ko Janay
Aak Dosray Ko Pahchanay

Aak Dosray Ki Adato Say
Waqif Ho Jay Chalu Aak Dosray Kay

Dost Ban Jaay Aak Dosray Ki Manae
Aak Dosray Ko Manaaay

Kabhi Rooth Jaay Kabhi Maan Jaay
Chaloo Aak Dosray Kay Dost Ban Jaay…

Friendship Shayari in Hindi

Kal ho “AAJ” jaisa,
Mahal ho “TAJ” Jaisa,
Phool ho “GULAB” jaisa,
or Zindagi k her qadam pe FRIEND HO
?
?
?
?
?
excuse me ?
?
hellO
.
Friend ho ?
.
Mujh jaisa (H):p

Friendship Shayari SMS

Zindagi nahin humein doston se pyaari,
Doston pe haazir hai jaan hamaari,
Aankhon mein hamaari aansoon hai toh kya,
Jaan se bhi pyaari hai muskaan tumhaari !